Chuck & Kay,

Your daughters are spreading false and malicious rumors. They in fact started this feud. It started when they delivered those 10 dozen cookies to My Supervisor and me. They even stooped so low as to put a sleeper cell gnome, Alla Etta Bunii, in our garden. I can't be responsible for it's actions. Gnomes have to eat too. We're beginning to feel for the Hatfield's!

I hope you can steer your young-uns in a new direction.

I would hate to have to call 911 on them.

Enjoy this beautiful day!

Signed, Your frustrated neighbors.

Dear Mommy & Daddy.

He lies. There were only 3 dozen cookies.

Love,

Your Little Princesses

Connie & Bill

Sorry about your neighbors, we do not claim responsibility.  There has been no controlling them since they first left home.  That was a much celebrated day as you can imagine.  

Kay and Chuck